SWITCHBOARD

[wordsmithery]

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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[wordsmithery]

I'll take your request under consideration. I advise you not try to push your luck.

[quadruples]

Alright, I won't. Thank you for considering my request.

[ He pauses, tapping his chin in thought. ]

One more question before I hang up. Do you watch us when we sleep or when we shower? I'd sleep better at night knowing we have some privacy, at least.