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[wordsmithery]

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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[wordsmithery]

I am decidedly not. Why are you asking?

[introspects]

I just wanted to know what you looked like! I'll even draw you a portrait of what I came up with, if you want!