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[wordsmithery]

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

Comments are screened for privacy; it's rude to eavesdrop.

Comments

[feistytrader]

[You suck for putting our Pokémon in a vending machine. You suck period, as a matter of fact. I have a name, you jerk.

There are a million things he can think to say, and most of them aren't particularly nice- not that the Wordsmith really deserves nice for making them do any of this- but all of that isn't important right now, so he sets it aside for now.]

Thanks for not hurting our Pokémon.

[It's a genuine sentiment, and that makes him wonder if it was a bad idea all over again.]

...I'm not planning on doing anything, but I'd like to ask a couple of things about rule... seven? Seven.

[Or he's pretty sure it was rule seven. If it was actually rule four or something, that's going to be a little awkward.]

[wordsmithery]

I'm listening.

[feistytrader]

...Is it possible for two people to get out with rule seven at the same time? And what would happen to my Pokémon if I tried it?

[wordsmithery]

I don't believe it would be impossible, if the two were equally responsible for a single murder or each committed one independently. As for those, I have no interest in taking away anything an Apprentice carries with them should they earn the right to leave.

[feistytrader]

[...Well, that second part is comforting, at least.]

...Thanks for the answer. That's all I've got, since I doubt you're gonna answer stuff like "why'd you pick us."