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[wordsmithery]

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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[alchemicals]

Don't worry, I don't kiss on the first date.

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Can I ask you for a favor? I heard that some people are getting favors here and there.

[wordsmithery]

I might entertain a reasonable request on occasion. What is it?

[alchemicals]

Please give Kira a manicure set or something before he puts somebody's head through a wall.

[wordsmithery]

You don't think that would be amusing? A little longer carrying on like this and Average just might explode where he stands.

[please stop]

But very well, I could do that.

[alchemicals]

Oh, don't get me wrong, he's absolutely going to snap one day just because you're not letting him have any sort of sane routine. ...Either that or he's just going to vibrate himself to death or something. Half the time I expect him to start making that noise you get when you leave a tea kettle on too long.

But it's appreciated, much obliged.