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[wordsmithery]

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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[matchbreaker]

So what is the point of all this?

[wordsmithery]

Something even you would fail to comprehend.

[matchbreaker]

Come on, try me?

[wordsmithery]

No.

[matchbreaker]

You do know it's rude to assume someone's stupid, right?