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The Wordsmith ([personal profile] wordsmithery) wrote2017-01-20 09:30 pm
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SWITCHBOARD

If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Unfortunately so. I can't make everything easy for all of you.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't really want you to, while we're all being honest.

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So are you enjoying what you've seen so far?
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I will confess that you have all provided some measure of entertainment in the past week.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[WOW.]

That is the most stunted way to say "Yes, I'm having fun" that I've ever heard.
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ain't it just.]

Your criticism is noted.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:15 am (UTC)(link)
Not so much criticism as it is making an observation, that's all.
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
It's noted regardless. You in particular seem to be quite the potential source of entertainment, for the record.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Holy shit, I'm actually flattered. Keep this up and you'll make me blush.
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
...That is the last thing I am intending to do, Incendiary.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I don't kiss on the first date.

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Can I ask you for a favor? I heard that some people are getting favors here and there.
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
I might entertain a reasonable request on occasion. What is it?
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
Please give Kira a manicure set or something before he puts somebody's head through a wall.
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[personal profile] wordsmithery 2017-02-01 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
You don't think that would be amusing? A little longer carrying on like this and Average just might explode where he stands.

[please stop]

But very well, I could do that.
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[personal profile] alchemicals 2017-02-01 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, don't get me wrong, he's absolutely going to snap one day just because you're not letting him have any sort of sane routine. ...Either that or he's just going to vibrate himself to death or something. Half the time I expect him to start making that noise you get when you leave a tea kettle on too long.

But it's appreciated, much obliged.
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