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If you're deciding to actually use that phone in your room, go right ahead; the Wordsmith is a busy man but he's often around, and he has no real reason not to talk to you, assuming that you do it correctly.

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I suspected you might not object too harshly to that.

[because you're....you're you, dude.]

[he sure as fuck is.]

Most of my methods probably wouldn't succeed in killing everyone in one go, anyway. There's always at least someone that's going to throw a wrench in, and leaving one person alive besides myself just seems like a bad idea. Deadlocked vote and all.

I was not planning on pointing that out, so it is certainly a relief to know you considered that possibility.

[oh my god???]

Logistically, it is a poor decision to kill as many as possible at once. Not to mention inefficient.

Well, yes and no - I can think of an immediate exception to that, anyway.

And what exception is that?

Partnering up with someone.

Oh? Are you already planning something so elaborate? I have no doubt you will find several willing accomplices at this rate.

I'm not planning anything just yet, because I haven't found a way to do it that isn't going to be completely stupid. I'm just trying to figure out my options.

I'm kind of curious about something else, though, outside of all that - mainly about your little pet down in the pit. I've never seen anything like that before.

I would be surprised if any of you have seen something like it. But I am not about to tell you what that is, if that was your next question.

I'm guessing you won't tell me what it's made of, either.

Of course I won't.

So you're going to be pretty fun in some ways, no fun whatsoever in others, got it.

Unfortunately so. I can't make everything easy for all of you.

I wouldn't really want you to, while we're all being honest.

[...]

So are you enjoying what you've seen so far?

I will confess that you have all provided some measure of entertainment in the past week.

[WOW.]

That is the most stunted way to say "Yes, I'm having fun" that I've ever heard.

[ain't it just.]

Your criticism is noted.

Not so much criticism as it is making an observation, that's all.

It's noted regardless. You in particular seem to be quite the potential source of entertainment, for the record.

Holy shit, I'm actually flattered. Keep this up and you'll make me blush.

...That is the last thing I am intending to do, Incendiary.

Don't worry, I don't kiss on the first date.

[...]

Can I ask you for a favor? I heard that some people are getting favors here and there.

I might entertain a reasonable request on occasion. What is it?

Please give Kira a manicure set or something before he puts somebody's head through a wall.

You don't think that would be amusing? A little longer carrying on like this and Average just might explode where he stands.

[please stop]

But very well, I could do that.

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